Yes we know – Awards Show dressing is like a competition of who can dress like the most basic bitch. And – The Oscars is the most basic of basic bitch dressing of them all. No seriously, she (he?) wears limited edition print lulu lemons and knows her Starbucks barista on a middle name basis. Here is the best of the worst :
Rosamund Pike – Givenchy (nigga god bless you)
Flaming hot cheetos kind of sexy. And I mean that as the ultimate compliment.
Margot Robbie – (duh) Saint Laurent
Sheer arms, little bit of titty, red lips, vampirey, – Margot could bite on me any day. Plus she said that thing in wolf wall street about pussy running everything so obvi a rude gyal.
Dakota Johnson
After 50 shades of Grey, Dakota was officially inaugurated into the Rude Gyal society. Chic, elegant, and may or may not have been wearing nipple clamps.
Jennifer Aniston – Wearing who cares
Dude didn’t you wear this to the last 5 oscars and didn’t I wear this to my 16th birthday? Come on. Also we get it – your arms are toned.
JLO
Looking like a Latina caramel cupcake… but I’m just not hungry.
Jared Leto
Yes.
Chrissy Teigen
Maybe it’s just us but doesn’t this look exactly like the dress she just wore?
Emma Stone
This colour would be tough on anyone, so I’m gently suggesting a trip to the Caribbean before trying it again.
