The Oscar’s Least Basic Bitches

Yes we know – Awards Show dressing is like a competition of who can dress like the most basic bitch. And – The Oscars is the most basic of basic bitch dressing of them all. No seriously, she (he?) wears limited edition print lulu lemons and knows her Starbucks barista on a middle name basis. Here is the best of the worst :

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Rosamund PikeGivenchy (nigga god bless you)

Flaming hot cheetos kind of sexy. And I mean that as the ultimate compliment.

margotMargot Robbie – (duh) Saint Laurent

Sheer arms, little bit of titty, red lips, vampirey, – Margot could bite on me any day. Plus she said that thing in wolf wall street about pussy running everything so obvi a rude gyal.

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Dakota Johnson

After 50 shades of Grey, Dakota was officially inaugurated into the Rude Gyal society. Chic, elegant, and may or may not have been wearing nipple clamps.

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Jennifer Aniston – Wearing who cares

Dude didn’t you wear this to the last 5 oscars and didn’t I wear this to my 16th birthday? Come on. Also we get it – your arms are toned.
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JLO

Looking like a Latina caramel cupcake… but I’m just not hungry.

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Jared Leto

Yes.

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Chrissy Teigen 

Maybe it’s just us but doesn’t this look exactly like the dress she just wore?

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Emma Stone

This colour would be tough on anyone, so I’m gently suggesting a trip to the Caribbean before trying it again.

 

 

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