32 COMMANDMENTS OF A RUDE GYAL
- Ye shall have an I-phone message train of potential life purchases and life choices.
- screenshots of that one bitch that kills you on Insta.
- Ye shall ask my general opinion on everything. and then probably ignore it.
- Ye shall be my down bitch.
- Ye shall help me when my bikinibottoms/bra strap/nipples/love interests/life goals go astray.
- Ye shall be down to drink tequila with me when I’m about to see an ex/heart broken/job frustrated/ life anxious.
- Ye shall be down to drink tequila with me for no reason.
- Ye shall be down to be there when the tequila casually makes a return into bush/toilet 3 hours later.
- Ye shall tell no-one.
- Ye shall be casual about it the next day.
- Ye shall know my dating history better than I know it myself. (Rude Gyal 1: omg I totally forgot I hooked up with him Rude Gyal 2 : Twice)
- Ye shall couch (from the verb : to couch) with ample snacking supplies for all Sundays.
- Ye shall have a shared favourite tv show or be down to watch some un-intellectual/embarrassing stuff.
- Ye shall be down to bro out.
- Ye shall be down to drink wine. Lots and lots of wine.
- Ye shall approve my ShopBop/Revolve shopping carts before purchase.
- Ye shall help me when I am drunk on a boat.
- And also on land.
- Ye shall boozy brunch.
- Ye shall feed me pan chicken/ popcorn/ pizza at 4 am.
- Ye shall go on trips together wearing semi matching sneakers and sweats on the flight. and start drinking before take off.
- Ye shall rescue me at parties when that one person I hate is talking to me. Actually ye shall probably be too busy doing shots at the bar.
- Ye shall come for a “cigarette break” with me at parties when we both get tired of talking to people.
- Ye shall chill with me and then later realise we haven’t said a word to each other for hours.
- Ye shall tag me in some dumb and/or funny posts on Instagram.
- Ye shall not be afraid to ask me: Should I text back?/Does he like me?/Should I message him? OR say “Don’t judge me but ….”
- Ye shall remind me what I deserve.
- Ye shall know what I look like at my worst and still be down to chill.
- Ye shall be there through good decisions, bad decisions and indecision.
- Ye shall be my RudeGyal
