Golden Globe Awards for Basic Bitch Fashion

Award shows are a red carpet display of the middle America friendly fashion. Here’s the least basic of them :

BUT FIRST RUDE GYAL COVERAGE – spotted sippin straight from the bottle sippin. apparently these girls got the rude gyal memo. #champagnecampaign


Chrissy Teigen aka goddess


Diana Kruger


Chrissy Teigen in Zuhair Murad. Because Chrissy Teigen everything.


Jlo in Zuhair Murad. There’s a cape, she’s a browning, my 11 year old girl crush revived.


Naomi Watts in Gucci. The dress is the epitome of middle America friendly but she has a diamond snake around her neck so it’s chill.


Jemima Kirke in Rosie Assoulin. She’s wearing a cape thing, there’s a crop, her hair. Basically she bad. She’s plays a free spirit, she is a free spirit, she paints. Basically my role model.


Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Kind of like a sexy grandma table cloth with lots of cleavage. Into it.


Kate hudson in Versace. Versace, Versace, Versace, (Versace, Versace)


Michelle Monaghan in Jason Wu. Does it come in white and can I wear it to my wedding.


Claire Danes in Valentino. Hippie Bitch Goddess.


Eddie Redmayne in Gucci. Shout out to the (my) future hubby in velvet.

Honorable Mentions

Wasn’t good but wasn’t totally basic


Amal Clooney in Dior. Nothing says I don’t fuck with commoners like white gloves.


Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou. If Olivia Pope wants to look like a weave basket, she can fava a weave basket.

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