Golden Globe Awards for Basic Bitch Fashion

Award shows are a red carpet display of the middle America friendly fashion. Here’s the least basic of them :

BUT FIRST RUDE GYAL COVERAGE – spotted sippin straight from the bottle sippin. apparently these girls got the rude gyal memo. #champagnecampaign

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Chrissy Teigen aka goddess

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Diana Kruger

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Chrissy Teigen in Zuhair Murad. Because Chrissy Teigen everything.

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Jlo in Zuhair Murad. There’s a cape, she’s a browning, my 11 year old girl crush revived.

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Naomi Watts in Gucci. The dress is the epitome of middle America friendly but she has a diamond snake around her neck so it’s chill.

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Jemima Kirke in Rosie Assoulin. She’s wearing a cape thing, there’s a crop, her hair. Basically she bad. She’s plays a free spirit, she is a free spirit, she paints. Basically my role model.

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Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Kind of like a sexy grandma table cloth with lots of cleavage. Into it.

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Kate hudson in Versace. Versace, Versace, Versace, (Versace, Versace)

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Michelle Monaghan in Jason Wu. Does it come in white and can I wear it to my wedding.

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Claire Danes in Valentino. Hippie Bitch Goddess.

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Eddie Redmayne in Gucci. Shout out to the (my) future hubby in velvet.

Honorable Mentions

Wasn’t good but wasn’t totally basic

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Amal Clooney in Dior. Nothing says I don’t fuck with commoners like white gloves.

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Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou. If Olivia Pope wants to look like a weave basket, she can fava a weave basket.

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