- Leave all your (dirty) underwear at the top of your suitcase. Oh you were gonna search that? Go right ahead. #jamaicanpassportproblems
- Smile when
- Double, triple, quadruple check for any “hazardous” (read illegal) materials. This is not Jamaica, your relative that slept with/
isthe primeminister that one time cannot help you out.
- Fun fact – did you know you can board before they call your name on the loud speaker? wild.
- Its okay to get anxious on planes, but don’t take so many happy pills you get distracted by the cute boy sitting next to you and forget your laptop behind. #truestory.
- Get hair dyed lavender at a hair salon in Minnesota
- Take standard Polar Bear Pimp coat Selfie of lavender hair (airport bathroom edition)